funny pomes - the purple cow

I never saw a purple cow,

I neverhope to see one;

But Ican tell you, anyhow,

I'd rather see then be one.

funny poems - there was a young lady whose nose

there was a young lady whose nose,

Was so long to reach to her toes;

so she hired an old lady,

Whose conduct was steady,

to carry a wonderful nose.

funny poems - there was a young lady whose chin

There was a young lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.

funny poem - three young rats

Three young rats with black felt hats,
Three young duck with white straw flats,
Three young dogs with curling tails,
Three young vats with demi -veil,
Went out to walk with two young pigs
In satin vests and sorrel wigs;
But suddenly it chanced to rain,
and so they all went home agian.

funny poem - four little tigers

Four little tigers Sitting on a tree; One became a lady's coat, Now there's only

three...Three little tigers'Neath a sky of blue; One became a rich man's rug, Now

there's only two...Two little tigers Sleeping in the sun; One a hunter's trophy made,

Now there's only one...One little tiger, waiting to be had OOOPS, he got the hunter

first,Aren't you kind of glad?