funny pomes - the purple cow

I never saw a purple cow,

I neverhope to see one;

But Ican tell you, anyhow,

I'd rather see then be one.

A scenery

funny poems - there was a young lady whose nose

there was a young lady whose nose,

Was so long to reach to her toes;

so she hired an old lady,

Whose conduct was steady,

to carry a wonderful nose.

funny poems - there was a young lady whose chin

There was a young lady whose chin,
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.

funny poem - three young rats

Three young rats with black felt hats,
Three young duck with white straw flats,
Three young dogs with curling tails,
Three young vats with demi -veil,
Went out to walk with two young pigs
In satin vests and sorrel wigs;
But suddenly it chanced to rain,
and so they all went home agian.

funny poem - four little tigers

Four little tigers Sitting on a tree; One became a lady's coat, Now there's only

three...Three little tigers'Neath a sky of blue; One became a rich man's rug, Now

there's only two...Two little tigers Sleeping in the sun; One a hunter's trophy made,

Now there's only one...One little tiger, waiting to be had OOOPS, he got the hunter

first,Aren't you kind of glad?

1Q. who was purple and conquered the world?
1A.Alexander the grape.
2Q.what do you call the roman empire who kept a mouse?
2A.julius cheeser.
3Q.why did robin hood rob only the rich?
3A.because the poor didn't have any thing worth stealing
4Q.what did the pencil say to the rubber?
4A.take me to your ruler.
5Q.teacher:which is the longest word you can think of?
5A.pupil:"smiles" because there is a mile between each "s"!
6Q.who is the worlds underwater spy?
6A.james pond
7Q.waiter,waiter,there's a fly in my soup!
7A.do be quiet,or everyone will want one sir.
8Q."sara,can you name two living things that don't have any teeth?asked the science teacher.
sara:yes granny and grandpa
9QWhen a glass breaks what is the sound that comes?
9A tish not tash your mother's sound comes broke the glass again_____.
10Q Which is the world biggest rope ?
10A EUROPE!because it has the word rope

about me

my name is - soumya
my sir name is - goel
Istudy in- La Martinere Girls College
my age-10
Istudy in class - 4b
my sex-girl
my fav thing - flowers
my fav colur - pink
my fav place - parties
my fav city - New york
my best friends - alisa,pranjili
my fav thing to do - playing board games
my fav dishes - noodles and manchurian
my fav phrase - I love you
my model person - katrina kaif
my fav sports - swimming
my friends call me - somi
my fav sites - everything girls.com
my zodiac sign - virgo
my birthdate - 14september 2000
my fav person - my mother
my fav shopping spot-barbie
my fav song -Pagul Anukan (robot)